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You're stranded on a deserted island and can only have one of the following. What do you pick?
5% deviants said Ant farm
6% deviants said Empty can of Coke
14% deviants said Handful of paperclips
34% deviants said Lady Gaga
3% deviants said Clown suit
11% deviants said Ketchup
9% deviants said Washing machine
2% deviants said Giant case of sea salt
12% deviants said Wii Fit
3% deviants said Lint roller

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Gaga of course. <3 We'd become lovers, have wonderful talented children who burst from our foreheads with the divine knowledge of boat-building, and then we get off the island and change the world. <3

Not surprised by the results. Lady Gaga's apparently some kind of hermaphrodite, so he/she has the accordant bits of anatomy to satisfy both men and women. Provided she can keep her damn mouth shut, everything will go swimmingly.

Nah. She is just the only eatable thing on the list

I WILL BECOME THE ANT KING!

I guess being alone with a washing machine would entice me to learn how to use it.

What on earth is anyone going to do with Lady Gaga? I mean, innuendo aside... she'd what, scare off rescue ships? I enjoy her music and her quite individual sense of style but I don't think she'd make a good pie. I doubt she'd even make a good boat.

A huge case of salt to mumify myself in.

People pick Lady Gaga because they can build a boat from her clothes.

haha, yes. you can even use her strange clothes for shelter. she's everything all in one.

I'd take Lady Gaga because when someone famous like that goes missing, you know you're gonna get saved.

It is very, very sad that Lady Gaga is the most useful thing on this list. She's still the least useful thing on earth.


Lady Tautaun.. Everbody knows that she has some big talents.. like being a mount-animal wich can be used as a sleeping-bag as well. Her warning colors signaling that she is dangerous, so no other animel won't attack her.. She looks scarry, but you should know.. she is a just a harmless pokerface.. In a nearby future genetic engineering will allow us to ride to our workplaces on the backs of this awe-inspiring creatures.


Я бы выбрала стиралку.. но один крайне практичный МЧ в комментах убедительно расписал, насколько полезнее костюм клоуна.
А вы?